you know when you have such a burning dislike for a certain character like the level of dislike you have for them is so high and seeing them makes you feel annoyed and you try to ignore it and move on because they are just a fictional character and how strongly you dislike them feels ridiculous because you know they aren’t real but then you see their face or hear about them again and it’s just like
there you are
Captain Adorable (◕‿◕✿)
There’s the Vargas brothers… Veneziano and Feliciano, then there’s Ludwig, and finally Kiku. Kiku is a little nervous sometimes, hon hon, but perhaps that is because he was dragged into the job by Feliciano and Ludwig (mainly Feliciano, though). These are the waiters around the restaurant….
And then there’s Yao.
He is the other chef…. Normally he is… okay, but sometimes he has his more… questionable moments, non?
… watch your back in theater 9 Mr. Peabody
u walk in the theater and the lights dim, frozen comes on screen, u sit through the movie, it was so good, u get up to leave but the lights have not risen, frozen is starting over on the screen, u briskly make your way to the exit and the attendant shoves you back inside the theater, don’t you wanna see your movie? he says, you claw at the door as frozen repeats over and over again behind you, elsa telling you to just let it go, your tears turn into tiny snowflakes, on the 3rd day people are eating the theater cushions, you have given up any hope of escape, you sing along quietly for the 43rd time, let it go..let it goo…
real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time
#I would bang you like a screen door in a hurricane.
Walter Crane, The Sleeping Beauty, 1882