Hey guys…I missed it over here. I really don’t have ANY active RPs…so please, like for a starter ^_^
if you’re a boy and you cry it is not dumb and you are not a pussy you’re a fucking human being
imagine if ur baby started barking after u gave birth to it
is this a real thing lmao I didn’t even know people tried to blow in vaginas, that’s awkward.
Guess I’ve gotta figure something else out.
I really hate that “reblogging could save a life” bullshit, but seriously - don’t blow into vaginas.
This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.
THAT’S FUCKING SCARY
(Source: pizzaforpresident, via hogwartswhovianonbakerstreet)
im glad i have a tumblr so i can see the same four posts a thousand times on my dashboard
THSI IS THE HARDEST DECISION IVE EVER BEEN FORCED TO MAKE
I LIED THIS IS THE HARDEST DECISION IVE EVER HAD TO MAKE
ARE YOU FUCKIN SERIOUS
THIS IS THE HARDEST GAME I HAVE EVER PLAYED
(Source: shixn, via nocturnalzephyr)